Bad Monday

You know that Monday is going to be extra bad when.......
1. You lied awake all night feeling like a failure because your 6 year old primary class terrorized you. Six year olds should not make adults cry. I shouldn't feel all that bad, it's not like they are actually my kids.
2. You wake up with the worst headache ever. All you can think of is when you will have time to break into that ibuprofen bottle and take the maximum dose.
3. You spend a half hour waiting for your stupid computer to run it's stupid protection programs.
4. Outlook crashes the first time you open it.
5. When you finally get into Outlook you have not one by three messages marked "high priority" saying your mailbox is too full.
6. You already spent half an hour on Friday trying to clean it out. But you ended up keeping most of the emails because you work with people that can't remember things and you need physical proof.
7. You forgot to proof-read your husband's paper over the weekend that is due today, so you feel like a failure as a wife.
8. You wish instead of changing your clock at work an hour back, you could change it an hour forward, so you would be that much closer to 4:30.